Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year



We were jolted awake at 2am by a screaming 8 yr old. She was so excited that Santa had arrived. She woke her older sister who pulled the covers over her head and told her to go to bed. But insanity prevailed and we rolled out of bed and opened the gifts. The most played with in my house are Magnetix and 20 Q. We then went back to sleep.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Pork Chops with beer, cabbage and apples

Made this the other day. Very easy and very tasty. I rounded it our with dinner rolls.


4 center-cut pork chops, about 1-1/2 inches thick

Salt and freshly ground black pepper
3 Tbs. vegetable oil
1 small red onion, thinly sliced
1 Tbs. Dijon-style mustard
1/2 head Savoy cabbage (about 1 lb.), cored and thinly sliced
2 tart apples, peeled, cored, and cut into 1/2-inch slices
(see "How to core an apple")
1 cup beer or ale
2 sprigs fresh thyme or 1/2 tsp. dried
1/2 cup homemade or low-salt canned chicken stock

how to make

Season the chops on both sides with salt and pepper.

Heat the oil in a large, heavy skillet over medium-high heat until hot. Add the chops and cook on one side until well browned; turn and brown other side. Transfer to a plate and set aside.

Put the onion in the pan and cook, stirring, until softened, about 5 min. Stir in the mustard and 1/2 tsp. pepper. Add the cabbage and apples, season lightly with more salt, and cook, stirring, for another minute. Add the beer, thyme, and stock. Bring to a boil and cook for about 5 min. to intensify the flavors.

Return the chops to the skillet, burying them in the cabbage mixture. Cover the pan and simmer until the pork is just cooked through, about 15 min. Season to taste. Arrange the chops on plates and top with the cabbage.

from Fine Cooking #25, pp. 90

How was the Processional?

Glad you asked. Well my camera pooped out on me when I tried to take a picture of the kids in their cute outfits at Epcot. After dinner at Restuarant Marrakesh, which was pretty good, we had time to kill till 8:15 which was our processional time. The only thing I have a gripe about is our waiter Youssef, kept reminding us that 18% gratuity was standard and he did us the favor of not including it on the bill. Well, we did him a favor by leaving him a tip after his service. After all, tis the season.

As we are walking around, and mind you this is at 7pm, the adults in the family hit a new low. I look at Snark and yawn which he then imitates. "I feel like going home." I just put it out there. He looks guilty and chides me. The girls hear me and Isabelle says "I guess I can go home and watch tv." Anni says "NO WAY! I want to see the processional."

Being the horrible person I am I say "Aren't you tired? You did get up at 530 today."

"I am a little." she admits.

"Wowee, let's get home and go to bed." I start off toward the exit.

"You are bad. We paid for this." Snark got a conscience, which stemmed from the fact he realized he just put out some cash for this occasion.

"Yeah and....." I am still running for the exit. Unfortunately, Disney's Beatles tribute band was playing in England. So the melody of "Twist and Shout" pulled me over (I am a Beatles junkie). We stayed for the set and finally left.

How was the Processional? The choir sounded great as we dashed past them.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Get this

Costco, if you are lucky enough to be near one, and get Costco's 10 year old Tawny Port!! Yum. Tastes of dried fruit and caramel. I'm slightly addicted to it and at 16 bucks a bottle it's a steal.

Rionda Prosecco- tastes of flowers and spring at a nice price of 8.99 a bottle. I order it by the case every May.

Goose Island Demolition. Small batch beer that Goose Island Brewery, out of Chi-town, makes. Makes a beer hater turn to beer.

Toot! Toot!

I'm going to give Snark some props here. He is going for his MBA and finally took his GMAT today after toiling over prep-books and the like. What a pain in the ass that has been. So today he got a 730 on it. How good is a 730 you ask? Well the average MBA grad from Yale gets in with a 703

Wharton-713
Harvard-708

Well you get the picture. I am very proud of him and hopefully one of the above three come knocking with a scholarship and a job that enables me to buy a Tods purse at will.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Ham, Bean and Escarole Soup

Olive oil--2-3 TB
Ham-1/2 lb, thick sliced and cut into cubes
Onion-1 chopped fine
Garlic- 4 cloves minced
Chicken broth 7 cups
Escarole or another other green 1 head or 1 pkg spinach
2 cans white beans rinsed and drained( I use 1 1/2 cans)
rosemary fresh 2 TB minced
Red pepper flakes 1/4 tsp
parmesan 1/2 cup

In lg saucepan heat 2 TB oil saute ham till golden add onions and saute till soft then add garlic and saute for 30 sec. Set aside.

Bring 7 cups broth to a simmer and throw in greens and beans with rosemary and pepper flakes. When greens are wilted add the ham mixture and simmer about 10 minutes. Ladle into bowls and sprinkle on Parmesan.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Kitty Crack and other Christmas Musings...

I'm sorry I put Christmas. Actually, I'm not! I respect other religions but this is Christmas for me so I say "Merry Christmas" unless you're the one Jewish friend I have, and really the woman puts up a Christmas tree in addition to celebrating Hanukkah so I don't think she sweats it too much if I slip up and say "Merry Christmas."

The picture to the side here is my cat and her cocaine. The tree!! Never mind that it is fake. She nestles in it and when I stuck it up her big hiney was stuck underneath it. I tried to stop her but she's fourteen and it's one of the few pleasures she has left.

I was stuck on the Turnpike Saturday. There was an accident that caused mental distress for me since Snark and the kids were in the car. We all waited for it to clear. We stayed in the car because we're on the highway duh!! Stupid me, it was a cause for a party. Just imagine a bunch of morbid people getting out and staring at the accident(dead person) discussing what happened.

"Oh look, they're carting the body away."

"Where? Where?"

"Was he old?"

"Does someone have matches, I need a smoke."

Yes, there was a party and yours truly stuck her head out the window and asked if they were enjoying the view of the blood. Snark yanked me back in and told me if I got lynched he'd wait at least a year to get married again. I snapped a picture of the on-lookers but Sprint wanted to charge me five bucks to e-mail it so just picture it in your heads.

Speaking of Sprint, I cashed in on my 7+ years of customer loyalty and got them to give me two brand spankin new Treo 700p's for 50 a phone. Snark is singing his love for me. This is the geek phone and he's all about it. I like it but really, do I need organization in my life? I do use the internet on it. It's so great my friend Amy asked me to get a phone number so I looked it up on the internet and by the time I got the number she called 1800-Free-411 and got it. So I think it's wasted on me.

I was hand-slapped today by the above friend for neglecting this blog. She said "You didn't even post a recipe." I know, but might I add this is the same chick that said she "has never made any of the recipes."

Christmas is here because

Neiman Marcus has their purses on sale.
Starbucks has put Peppermint Mocha on the menu
Bath and Body is selling spice candles
Snowman Shop at school was a hit with the kids and wore me out
I'm running around the house keeping the kids away from the closets
75 degrees is sweater weather down here.
"A Christmas Story" is on
Snark is playing "Charlie Brown Christmas" in the car
My favorite Christmas song "Merry Christmas Darling" sung by Karen Carpenter is on
Jingle Bell Bark is on
Salvation Army is ringing bells(but not outside Target!)
The candlelight processional at Epcot is going on and I will have picture from that. Hopefully, someone as hot as Jim Caveziel is there this year.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Dijon Chicken with Double Cheese Bake

I bought a Land O Lakes cookbook about 13 years ago. I thought this cooking thing would be a passing phase. I still use it and it has some of the best recipes I have made. This was one I used to make for brunch. I hope everyone appreciates the fact that I am typing the recipe out.


6 cups cubed French bread
2 cups shredded cooked chicken
2 cups sliced mushrooms
1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar
1 1/2 cups shredded Mozzarella
10 eggs(Yow!)
1 1/3 cups milk
1/3 cup dry white wine or chicken broth
1/2 cup chopped green onions
1/4 cup Dijon mustard
1/4 tsp pepper

Grease a 13x9 pan and place bread inside. Layer with chicken, mushrooms, and cheeses. In a large bowl whisk together remaining ingredients. Pour over layered chicken mixture. Cover and refrigerate 6 hrs or overnight. Pre-heat oven to 325. Uncover and bake for 50-60 minutes or until set in the center. Let stand 10 minutes.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Bread Part Deux



This is how the bread turned out.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Dawn of the Bread

As always, I am the last one to catch a trend. Remember the whole poncho thing. Well, when it comes to food I try to stay current. There is a column in the NY Times called the "The Minimalist." by Mark Bittman. He writes about easy ways to create great dishes. Now remember, easy doesn't equal fast.

This past week he wrote about a bread you make in bowl that you DO NOT knead! Isn't kneading the hassle. I think so. This weekend Snark and I are setting out to make the recipe. I am amazed at how many posts there are about this bread and it has been positive. So being the geek I am I am going to take digital pictures and post it. But if the bread turns out bad I'm posting someone else's pictures :)

3 cups all-purpose or bread flour, more for dusting
1/4 teaspoon instant yeast
1 1/4 teaspoons salt
Cornmeal or wheat bran as needed.

1. In a large bowl combine flour, yeast and salt. Add 1 5/8 cups water, and stir until blended; dough will be shaggy and sticky. Cover bowl with plastic wrap. Let dough rest at least 12 hours, preferably about 18, at warm room temperature, about 70 degrees.

2. Dough is ready when its surface is dotted with bubbles. Lightly flour a work surface and place dough on it; sprinkle it with a little more flour and fold it over on itself once or twice. Cover loosely with plastic wrap and let rest about 15 minutes.

3. Using just enough flour to keep dough from sticking to work surface or to your fingers, gently and quickly shape dough into a ball. Generously coat a cotton towel (not terry cloth) with flour, wheat bran or cornmeal; put dough seam side down on towel and dust with more flour, bran or cornmeal. Cover with another cotton towel and let rise for about 2 hours. When it is ready, dough will be more than double in size and will not readily spring back when poked with a finger.

4. At least a half-hour before dough is ready, heat oven to 450 degrees. Put a 6- to 8-quart heavy covered pot (cast iron, enamel, Pyrex or ceramic) in oven as it heats. When dough is ready, carefully remove pot from oven. Slide your hand under towel and turn dough over into pot, seam side up; it may look like a mess, but that is O.K. Shake pan once or twice if dough is unevenly distributed; it will straighten out as it bakes. Cover with lid and bake 30 minutes, then remove lid and bake another 15 to 30 minutes, until loaf is beautifully browned. Cool on a rack.

Yield: One 1 1/2-pound loaf.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Happy Birthday, Cupcake

Today my youngest is 8. She has always marched to her own drummer including choosing when she was going to arrive (3 days late!). We had to drag her out of her temporary housing to meet the world. This kid impressed us immensely with her excellent timing. When we took the diaper off, she would shoot poop out 2 feet (I know, I took it upon myself to measure it one day.) Her sense of wackiness was just blossoming. Up till the age of 3, she thought it was hilarious to scream in a quiet room and then laugh at everyones' startled looks. She has yet to get a filter between her brain and her mouth. "Mom, can all ladies grow mustaches?"

The woman Anni was talking about was standing 5 feet in front of us in the store. The woman looked up. I said, "Anni, let's go!" Anni replied, "Yeah, but she must want one, she grew it."

In honor of Anni's birthday, Snark and the girls baked up some peanut butter cupcakes for the occasion. No, Snark didn't frost each one with a mustache. ... Like Anni, they're a load of fun, and sure to inspire guilt!

Chocolate peanut-butter cupcakes (from Epicurious)

1 cup all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons double acting baking powder
1/2 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar
1/4 cup chunky peanut butter
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
1 large egg
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup milk
1 1/4 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1/4 cup heavy cream

In a bowl whisk together the flour, the baking powder, and a pinch of salt. In another bowl with an electric mixer cream together the brown sugar, the peanut butter, and the butter and beat in the egg and the vanilla. Beat in the flour mixture alternately with the milk, beating well after each addition, and stir in 1/2 cup of the chocolate chips. Divide the batter among 12 paper-lined 1/2-cup muffin tins and bake the cupcakes in the middle of a preheated 350°F. oven for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a tester comes out clean. Turn the cupcakes out onto a rack and let them cool completely. In another bowl combine the remaining 3/4 cup chocolate chips and the cream, scalded, let the chips soften, and whisk the mixture until it is smooth. Let the icing cool completely, whisk it until it is fluffy, and spread it on the cupcakes.

Makes 12 cupcakes.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Baked Shrimp

4 scallions
2 garlic cloves
1 1/2 pounds large (21-25 count) shrimp
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
One 28-ounce can chopped tomatoes in juice
1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese
2 tablespoons chopped fresh dill or oregano

PREP Chop white and green parts of scallions. Finely chop garlic. Peel and devein shrimp.

1. Preheat oven to 400°F. Heat olive oil in a large ovenproof skillet over medium heat. Add scallions and garlic and cook, stirring often, until scallions wilt, about 2 minutes. Add tomatoes and their juice and bring to a boil. Cook until tomato juices thicken, about 5 minutes. Season with freshly ground pepper to taste.

2. Remove from heat and stir in shrimp. Sprinkle with feta cheese.

3. Bake until cheese melts and shrimp are firm and opaque, about 10 minutes. Sprinkle with dill and serve hot.



Receipe courtesy of epicurious.com

Friday, October 20, 2006

It's getting to be sweet potato time!

BAKED SWEET POTATOES WITH SCALLIONS AND CILANTRO

4 small slender sweet potatoes (2 lb total)
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
2 scallions, finely chopped
2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh cilantro
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Prick potatoes several times with a fork and put directly on oven rack in middle position. Put a sheet of foil on lower rack (to catch any drips) and heat oven to 450°F. Bake potatoes until soft when squeezed, 30 to 35 minutes.

Mash together butter, scallions, cilantro, salt, and pepper. Slit potatoes lengthwise and put some butter mixture in center of each.

Makes 4 servings.

Gourmet
Quick Kitchen
November 2004

Epicurious.com

Monday, October 16, 2006

Happy First Year!

Today marks exactly one year since I started this blog. I don't think I've committed to writing anything that long. I now look at the world through a "I wonder if I can post about this" mindset. More often than not I do post about it. So to start off the new blog year I have to talk about the Southern Women's Show. I attended with my friend Amy and her mother-in-law B.(Who is the best sport I know).

The show was at the convention center and was comprised of booths that were advertising anything from alcohol to candy thongs(yes edible thongs). I only wanted pens. There were several booths holding raffles for free vacations. While B was talking to the Ron Jon resort rep, Amy and looked over at the next booth. The booth title was "Enjoy Florida Naturally". "Ooh," I thought, a conservation booth. I then looked closer and the sub head was "Nude Recreation." And let me tell you they did not send their finest to advertise the joys of being nude. If I wanted people to sign up I would have sent a Playboy and Playgirl playmate as bait.

My friend who loves to get one over on her MIL told me that she was going to send the MIL over with the ploy that they had a week free if you signed up. We were positive the MIL would notice the tasteful pictures of nude tennis players and scream, thus providing us with hours of glee in the re-telling.

We sent her over and I scurried away because I was laughing so hard. Amy watched from a Bahamas vacation booth and gave me running commentary which started with "She's talking, oh,oh she's filling out paperwork, oh no she's signing up." I needed a Depends at that moment.

The MIL walked away and came over

"Amy how could you send me there?"

"What's the matter?" Amy feigned ignorance.

"That man had horrible breath. I couldn't stand it."

I stared at her "Didn't you see the nude pictures?"

"No, there were no nude pictures."

Amy: "Barb, didn't you see the asses on the board. We sent you to a nudist resort. Didn't you read nude recreation?"

That's when she shrieked. "Oh my God! I filled out the giveaway."

Amy's answer "Pack light."

That made my day. It hit the MIL later on that the guy may have been trying to look down her blouse. Fresh meat!

Friday, October 13, 2006

Italian Wedding Soup

I made this and the kids love the meatballs. Other than the meatballs, everything else is pretty easy to throw in. It is a good kid recipe. There is something about flinging meatballs in a pot that makes my kids want to eat this soup.

Meatballs:
1 small onion, grated
1/3 cup chopped fresh Italian parsley
1 large egg
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 teaspoon salt
1 slice fresh white bread, crust trimmed, bread torn into small pieces
1/2 cup grated Parmesan
8 ounces ground beef
8 ounces ground pork
Freshly ground black pepper

Soup:
12 cups low-sodium chicken broth
1 pound curly endive, coarsely chopped (1 pound of escarole would be a good substitution)
2 large eggs
2 tablespoon freshly grated Parmesan, plus extra for garnish
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

To make the meatballs: Stir the first 6 ingredients in a large bowl to blend. Stir in the cheese, beef and pork. Using 1 1/2 teaspoons for each, shape the meat mixture into 1-inch-diameter meatballs. Place on a baking sheet.

To make the soup: Bring the broth to a boil in a large pot over medium-high heat. Add the meatballs and curly endive and simmer until the meatballs are cooked through and the curly endive is tender, about 8 minutes. Whisk the eggs and cheese in a medium bowl to blend. Stir the soup in a circular motion. Gradually drizzle the egg mixture into the moving broth, stirring gently with a fork to form thin stands of egg, about 1 minute. Season the soup to taste with salt and pepper.

Ladle the soup into bowls and serve. Finish soup with parmesan cheese if desired.

Recipe courtesy of Foodtv

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Affair...

I had a friend who had an affair. Notice how I said had? I would have understood if her marriage was unhappy and hey, I would have understood if it was a one time thing. But when she told me about it she added the fatal words that ended our friendship "I will do it again." So in spite of her being as close to me as a sister, I ended it.

I did it because I knew that there was nothing wrong with her marriage, just her lack of self esteem at the time. I did it because in a world filled with selfish people I knew her husband was not one of them. He was good and kind and decent not to mention drop dead gorgeous. He adored her. I knew she did it because she was feeling unattractive and when you have a twenty-two year boy saying he found you attractive either you sink with him or you swim away.

But this post is not about right or wrong. I was thinking the other day why I wouldn't have an affair. At some point in your life you think about your attractiveness to the opposite sex. And if you don't, you are lying to yourself. I have had a couple of opportunities to turn a light flirtation into something more. I never have and won't.

Why?Because I am one lazy gal. Snark and I have been together for 13 years. I know at this point in my marriage if I don't feel like shaving my armpits one day Snark is not going to comment or really care. The same goes for legs, oh ,and the waxing thing.

I look at myself in the mirror. I see saggy boobs, stretch marks and cellulite. And he is the only man who knows that the boobs and stretch marks are badges of honor.

I've been with him long enough that I can say "you know..." and be distracted by something else and won't complete the rest of my sentence. Yet, he knows that I really want that last Godiva bar in the freezer (which is precisely what happened last night). And you know what, he got up and got it. Of course he ate half which peeved me, but I didn't say he was perfect.

I also know that love is not the only thing that holds you together. If people expect love to be the be all end all then they are probably headed for an affair.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Faux-Shepherds Pie

In honor of Snark's 40th birthday this weekend I am posting his favorite dish. He likes it with ground beef instead of lamb. I serve this with buttered toast. I also use a stove to oven skillet to lessen the amt of pots used.

1 1/2 lbs ground sirloin
1 packet onion gravy mix
1 med onion chopped
1/2 pkg frozen peas and carrots

Topping
4 lg potatoes
1/2 stick butter
milk to thin out potatoes
1 egg beaten
1 cup cheddar cheese
salt and pepper to taste

Peel and cube potatoes. Boil till tender. Meanwhile, brown beef till no longer pink and drain. Add chopped onion and beef to pan and cook till onion is soft. Add gravy packet and water. Cook till gravy thickens. turn off heat and mix in carrots and peas. Pre-heat oven to 350.

Drain potatoes and add back to pot. Turn on low heat and evaporate any water on potatoes. Mix in butter, milk and egg. Mash till smooth and dollop onto beef mixture. Smooth out and sprinkle with cheddar. Bake in oven till bubbling, about 30 min.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

ISN’T THIS A HELLUVA THING?!


The Lavalovely was recently asking me to post, saying it’s been months. She isn’t lying, and so last Sunday, I finished writing my NFL column and put a post together. It was very downcast and pessimistic. Sorry, it’s just my current state of mind. When the Mrs. saw it, she told me that it didn’t pass muster, and she wasn’t going to put it on the Blog.

No worries, I figured, things will change, and I’ll be inspired to write something that works in the next few days. Unfortunately, I’m not exactly happy about the inspiration for this post.

I went into the newsroom the next morning and was exchanging hellos with Anne, the woman who shares my “pod.” I was just mentioning what we did over the weekend, what I ate (food’s usually the most important part of any discussion I have), and then I dialed in my e-mail.

The first message was spam.

The second was from the theater critic: “Lisa (our business editor) called me last night and said Susan (our star business reporter) suffered a heart attack around 10 p.m. last night.”

I paused as my mind drank this in.

Susan’s husband, Ken, and I have only known each other for about 16 months (how long I’ve been in Florida, working at the paper), but we’ve grown relatively close. We would always talk sports at the office. Ken retired at the end of last year (at the young age of 56), but he and I kept in touch. He took me to Vero Beach to catch a Dodgers game during spring training (this is a big deal if you’re a baseball fan—Vero is mecca during March).

A couple of months later, the Lavalovely and the crumb crunchers were in India, and I was Mr. Lonely Guy. Ken and Susan had me over for dinner, stuffing me with steak and regaling me with funny stories at their beautiful home. I remember giving Susan a hearty hug, grabbing a biography of Lou Gehrig that Ken had loaned me, and walking off to my car to drive home fat and happy.

I kept saying I’d bring the Gehrig book to work to hand to Susan so she could give it to Ken. I did so a few weeks ago, figuring I didn’t need to track her down because I always bump into her at the microwaves as I did last month.

Susan hadn’t met my wife, and I sat there, heating up an Amy’s vegetarian entrée, telling Susan that the four of us had to get together and go out for dinner and drinks. Susan said, “You know Ken and I would love that!” She was always smiling, and her eyes were so bright. You talked to her for 10 minutes, and you felt you’d been friends with her for years. The only reason I knew who she was was because she introduced herself at these very same microwaves the previous August. Ken had told her about me, and she just called me over as I walked by, saying, “We’ll have to have you over for dinner sometime!”

Now anyone who knows my wife knows that she is from the school of “I believe it when I see it.” She’s used to hearing me talk about a coworker threatening to invite us over, then it never happening. Ken and Susan are definitely not in the idle-threat camp.

Hey, every week’s like the last one, right? I’ll see Susan any time, and I can give her the Gehrig book, right?

The reverie ended, the Gehrig book was sitting on my desk, and I was staring at its title: “Luckiest Man.

I read the next sentence of the e-mail.

“Susan’s at the hospital right now and isn’t expected to make it. Ken, and Susan’s best friends are at her side.”

I reread the words “ISN’T EXPECTED TO MAKE IT.”

“My God,” I uttered.

“I was wondering when you were going to read that,” Anne said. A simple question: Why didn’t Anne tell me about Susan’s heart attack before I read it online? That question is still bouncing around in my head.

Four hours later, at 2 p.m., our executive editor called our staff together and told us that Susan was dead. Ken and Susan’s four best friends decided to pull the plugs on four machines that were keeping her alive. She was gone moments later.

I figured Susan was around my age (40), but I later found out she was 47. Her husband is similarly deceptive. He could pass for late 40s, 10 years younger than he actually is. Both were trim, athletic, and Susan was a workout fiend. Apparently, however, she had a slightly weaker heart than that of a typical woman her age. And last Sunday night, she called Ken for help from across the house, and Ken had no idea that Susan’s heart was going to fatally betray her without leaving a mark on her exterior.

After work, I went to Ken’s house. My heart was in my mouth, I was terrified of going, but there was a crowd of about 40 others there. People who have known Ken for decades (the paper I work at is very insular—people come here and retire here).

I gave him a hug, and he hugged back with one arm and said, “Glad to see you, David. Isn’t this a helluva thing?!”

Ken acted as if nothing was wrong, and he was as charming, assured and full of grace as ever.

“Ken, I’m so sorry. I don’t know what to say,” I said, and I stepped into the background. He chatted up everyone there, and several times told the gruesome details of finding his wife basically dead in their office.
Ken and Susan are quite a bit older than the Lavalovely and myself, but they only had each other for seven years. The Mrs. and I have been together for 13 years. That made me feel sadder, because that pair were obviously made for each other in clichéd and noncliché ways. I didn’t tear up, but felt like it as I got ready to leave.

“Give your wife an extra hug,” Ken said as I headed out. “All spouses get extra hugs today!”

The Mrs. has gotten probably five or six extra hugs since Monday. Every day is a gift. A gift, I say. It’s something I don’t want to forget. Last Sunday, Ken was a happily married man. Tomorrow I’m attending the funeral for his wife.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Banana Fritters

I probably shouldn't post this because I don't have exact quantities. This recipe has been in my family for generations and all the women just make it to taste.

3 Bananas mashed

2 eggs, beaten

sugar(to taste)

pinch salt

1 tsp baking soda

3/4 c. flour

squeeze lemon

vegetable oil/butter for frying

mix all ingredients together. Heat oil /butter till shimmering but not smoking. Drop by Tablespoonfulls and fry. Will resemble mini-pancakes.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Shelling around


We went away for a long weekend to the Marco Island Marriott and Spa. It was very nice. Only problem was my second day there I was doing the stingray shuffle on the sandbar and razored the bottom of my foot on a shell. I have a nice four inch gash and it needs stitches but I'm not going. I slapped some Neosporin on it and a Band-aid. A Marriott staff member told me I was lucky because he has seen shells do more damage than sting ray spikes. Anyway, this cured me of stepping into the ocean for a time. I sat back and anesthetized myself with a Pina Colada.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Mario's Carbonara

I could eat this dish all the time. It is simple and decadent. I don't agree with Batali's politics but this is one great dish! Be sure to read HEAT by Bill Buford. He delves into the personality of Mario Batali. You either hate or like him but you cannot deny he can cook.



2 tablespoons coarse salt

1/2 medium onion, finely chopped

4 ounces guanciale, pancetta, or American bacon, cut into 1/4-inch cubes

1 pound very thick spaghetti

1/2 cup freshly grated Pecorino cheese

4 large eggs, separated

4 tablespoons freshly ground pepper
1. Bring 6 quarts of water to a boil; add salt. Meanwhile, in a 12-inch sauté pan, cook onion and guanciale over medium heat until both are translucent, 8 to 10 minutes.
2. Add spaghetti to the boiling water, and cook according to package instructions, until tender but al dente. Drain. Add the hot pasta to the sauté pan, and toss over medium heat until coated. Add 1/4 cup cheese, and stir. Remove from the heat, and vigorously stir in egg whites.
3. Divide the pasta among four plates, and top each serving with one yolk.
4. Sprinkle with the remaining 1/4 cup grated cheese and the pepper. Serve immediately.
Courtesy of Martha Stewart Living.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Five Years

Five years is a long time. This is what has happened from Sept 11, 2001 to Sept 11, 2006. My family has moved in and out of two states, lost my father-in-law, been laid off from two jobs and on our fourth dog. That is just the tip of the iceberg.

Five years ago, we were living in St. Louis, MO. My mother had flown in the night before from New York City. She had planned on staying an extra night but decided against it. One kid was home, the other in pre-school. I was getting ready to go to work and Snark was washing the cars.

I was in the shower and Snark ran in and said "A plane just hit the towers." I hopped out and went to the tv. My mother was facing me and I said "Are they replaying it?" just as Dan Rather's shocked voice mentioned that was a second plane heading toward the other tower. It was not a replay.

Our first thought was my younger brother who lived in the City. I had spoken with him the night before and he had mentioned he was headed for a meeting at Morgan Stanley. I called his cell but the lines were busy and then when it rang would only say "There has been a tornado in the area. Please try again." He called later that day from a phone to say he was fine. He overslept and was late for the meeting. A friend of his wasn't so lucky.

I don't think you realize the magnitude of an event until time has passed. I hate it when people try to minimalize events in history. I thank God that my brother overslept and my mother didn't feel like staying the extra day to sightsee.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Tada a recipe finally!

Courtesy of Rick Bayless, who owns Frontera Grill in Chicago. Serve with warm flour tortillas and sliced avocado.

Red Chili Steak with Beans - serves four

Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil, vegetable oil or bacon-drippings (divided use)
Two 10-ounce rib-eye, New York (strip loin) or tenderloin steaks ( 1 1/4 pounds total), trimmed of excess fat and cut into 1-inch cubes
Salt
1 medium white onion, sliced 1/4 inch thick
1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
2 garlic cloves, peeled and finely chopped or crushed through a garlic press
2 tablespoons ground ancho chile powder
1 1/2 teaspoons chipolte chile powder (or ancho powder)
1 1/2 cups beef broth, plus a little more if necessary
One 15-ounce can diced tomatoes in juice (preferably fire-roasted)
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano (preferably Mexican)
1/4 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon sugar (if necessary)
One 15-ounce can pinto-or practically any beans, drained OR 1 3/4 cups home cooked pintobeans, drained

    Preparation:
  • Heat 1 tablespoon of the oil or bacon drippings in a very large (12-inch) skillet over medium-high. Sprinkle the meat all over with salt. When the oil is very hot, add the meat in an uncrowded single layer and cook, stirring and turning regularly, until browned but still rare inside, 3 to 4 minutes. With a slotted spoon, scoop the meat onto a plate, leaving behind as much oil as possible. Add the onion to the skillet and cook, stirring regulaly, until richly golden but still crunchy, 4 to 5 minutes. Scoop into the plate with the meat.
  • Reduce the heat under the skillet to medium. Add the remaining 1 tablespoon oil or drippings, along with the flour, garlic and two chile powders. Cook for 1 minute, stirring constantly to prevent burning. Add the broth and whisk until a smooth, thick sauce is formed.
  • Add the tomatoes, with their juice, the oregano and cumin. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer gently for 10 minutes. Taste and season with salt, usually about 1 teaspoon. Add the sugar if the sauce has a bitter edge. Thin with a little more broth if the sauce has thickened beyond the consistency of a light cream soup.
  • Add the meat and onions to the pan, along with the beans. Simmer for a couple of minutes, until everything is heated through and the meat is as done as you like. The dish is ready.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Uh.......

We are trying to teach the girls not to say certain things like "I'm going to kill myself" or "I want to blow my head off." The latter is the favorite of a friend. It is her personal greeting. And she uses it quite often like when she has a hangnail or her kids are screaming in her ear. I feel they shouldn't take sentences like that lightly or say it in jest. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
We are sitting there and my eldest says "I could've killed myself." That is the cool thing to say in 4th grade.
Snark decides to turn this into a lesson in religion. "God decides when you die, so don't say that."
My youngest pipes up "So God decides to make a car run over you."
Let's see Snark try and get out of this one.
This Steve Irwin death really saddens me. I just remember being pregnant and watching him on Discovery then Animal Planet. I really looked forward to his Discovery specials in the early 90's. I also think I am sad because he was 44 and had two small kids. Snark said it's a sign we're getting older. More people we know are dying. Morbid!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Well...I forgot to post a recipe on Friday. Guess why? I was doing homework. It started and I had a paper to write. I forgot what it is to take a class and actually want to do well with it. My friends think I am nuts. Everytime I say I have homework, one says "You have fun with that. Thank God I'm not doing it." If I had a couple bucks for everytime someone said I wouldn't be taking the damn class.

So this weekend I went to a 40th birthday party. I had a blast in spite of an ill-mannered guest who drank the host's beer and ate their food then whispered to me that "This isn't a Tommy Bahama kind of crowd." I wanted to slap her but I had beer in my hand. I settled for telling her how rude she was. I wanted to tell her north of the Mason Dixon line they think Tommy Bahama is a beer.

I had two papers due and a quiz to take this week. The great thing about an online class is you can take the quiz in your pajamas drinking a beer. Which is precisely what happened. This mortified Snark until he saw what yours truly made on the quiz. That's right 100%. Thank-you Dogfish Head Brewing Co. I just hope my instructor, whom I have dubbed Dr. Puff N Stuff, isn't reading this.

The kids have started out on a swim team. They swim three days a week. It's not serving the purpose I intended, which was to tire them out. Instead they are juiced up after an hour of swimming laps in the pool. I'm the one that's tired.

One of my favorite artists, Nina Gordon, has released another album after six years. You can listen to her here . I'm hoping she tours.

Ernesto came in like a lion and has petered out in my backyard. Just non-stop raining. A little more than a drizzle which is just fine with me. People actually kept their kids out of school today even though they knew it was supposed to be a rainstorm. Bad mom! I kicked mine out the door. No hurricane means school. They learn too little anyway.

It doesn't feel like Labor Day is around the corner. Yet it is. Nothing is planned at all. Might take the kiddies to Disney. But I have homework and they have swim practice. So we will laboring on that day.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

I'm Wineing Away!

I am a festerer. I realize that is not a word, but I choose to make it one to suit my purposes. My current fester is the temperature that people serve red wine and white wine at. We live in Florida, where the average house temp is 80 degrees. Combine the words "room temperature" with clueless red-wine newbies, and we get warm swill. It pains me to go over to someone's house and have to drink wine at coffee temps. We're not talking mulled wine. The insult in this is I read most Americans drink their wine either too warm or too cold. The winos of the world single us out and make us look stupid. I like to think we are literal--how are we supposed to know that "room temp" means "drafty old chateau"?

I have read over the years that you take white wine out 20 minutes before and put the red wine in. Room temperature for red should be between 55-65 degrees. Anything over 70 means the wine is cooked, and you should just reach for the Mogen David at that point.

The other fester I have about wine is disdain regarding the screw-cap and box. We are talking about something the Austrailian's have done for years. And for those of you that don't know Oz makes damn fine wine. One snotty look at a screw-cap or box from a newbie, and I see red or white (depends on the wine). I want to yell "if you are going to talk, back it up."

As for wine glasses. I have issues. They are nice for drinking expensive wine. For everyday, tumblers are the way to go. Who are we trying to impress? I have a friend who pours it into a plastic tumbler. I laugh, but he has the right idea. We're not drinking premium here (we're not drinking Boone's Farm either).

So make me proud! Drink red at the right temp, and don't be afraid to pour it into a juice glass. What would make me really happy is if you went out and tried some of the wines below:

Black Box Chardonnay---fruit,fruit, fruit. ...
Bonnie Doon---any wine all screw-cap. Delicious!
Hardy's Shiraz box---spicy and lasts forever.
Three Thieves jug of zinfadel---Cute little 1-liter jug. Drink for only a couple of days. What do you want for 10 bucks?
Porto/Bonny Doon ---Rose(Row-zay) (I will clock the next person on the head if I have to hear "Is that white zin?" Did I say white zin?)perfect for that tumbler with Marcona almonds.
Yalumba Viognier.
Jezebel White.

Back to school

The girls started school a week ago. It starts earlier every year. They are not thrilled and quite frankly niether am I. The school they go to believes strongly in mental telepathy. They don't require note-taking or explanations. I think they really believe that you can learn by osmosis.

I also start school on Thursday. I have an online class I am taking and an evening class. The evening class ends at 9:30 which is past my bedtime. I will need a caffeine jolt before I go to class.
In typical fashion, I have a paper to write as an intro to my Lit class and I am waiting till today to do it because I have read most of the books. I could have done it weeks ago but why bother. Nothing like the last second to get the juices flowing and the stress level up.

I am a little prejudiced against my instructor(whom I have never met). She requires that an intro about myself be saved on a 3 1/2 disk. Really, does she know that most computers now do not have 3 1/2 inch drives. She must be 114 yrs old or has never seen a computer from the last 3 years. Can you tell I'm going to endear myself to her.

Happy Birthday Mom!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Adult Rice Krispie Treats


If you haven't seen Ham on the Street on Food Network, you are missing out. George Duran has great recipes. His comedic, often painful to watch, style really makes the show! Snark made these for work and could only take 1/2 the pan. The other half I hid.

3 tablespoons unsalted butter, plus more for greasing pan and hands
1 (10-ounce) package mini marshmallows
2 to 3 tablespoons instant coffee or espresso
6 cups rice cereal (recommended: Rice Krispies)
Lightly butter an 8-inch square pan.

In a large pot, melt the butter over very low heat. Stir in the marshmallows, getting them all coated with the butter. Slowly melt the marshmallows, stirring frequently. When the marshmallows are melted and smooth, remove the pan from the heat. Stir in the instant coffee (2 tablespoons for a rich coffee flavor, 3 tablespoons for a real kick) and mix until it is dissolved into the melted marshmallow. Gently fold in the rice cereal. When it is completely coated, lightly press the mixture into the prepared pan with your buttered hands. When cool, cut the treats into bars and serve.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Pseudo-Blogging

I was writing a post today and got blogger's block. It's a malady where you have an anecdote but you can't blog about it since too many people know who you are. I'm finding it hinders a blog. Snark posed the question "Are you writing for your friends or are you writing for yourself?" He has been reading my blogs and said that I am typing through rose stained fingers. He's started calling it the pseudo-blog. I'm a little offended but only because he is telling the truth. Really, what is the point of a blog if I can't write about anything that amuses or frustrates me?

Friday, August 11, 2006

Tequila-Lime Chicken

I made this yesterday. I used boneless, skinless breasts. I think that I should have used the bone -in breasts or legs. The marinade is delicious. I also used 1/4 cup of tequila. Why does a chicken need to be drunk?

1/2 cup gold tequila
1 cup freshly squeezed lime juice (5 to 6 limes)
1/2 cup freshly squeezed orange juice (2 oranges)
1 tablespoon chili powder
1 tablespoon minced fresh jalapeno pepper (1 pepper seeded)
1 tablespoon minced fresh garlic (3 cloves)
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
3 whole (6 split) boneless chicken breasts, skin on


Combine the tequila, lime juice, orange juice, chili powder, jalapeno pepper, garlic, salt, and pepper in a large bowl. Add the chicken breasts. Refrigerate overnight.

Heat a grill with coals and brush the rack with oil to prevent the chicken from sticking. Remove the chicken breasts from the marinade, sprinkle well with salt and pepper, and grill them skin-side down for about 5 minutes, until nicely browned. Turn the chicken and cook for another 10 minutes, until just cooked through. Remove from the grill to a plate. Cover tightly and allow to rest for 5 minutes. Serve hot or at room temperature.

Recipe courtesy of Foodtv.com


Friday, August 04, 2006

Roasted Pork

I made this recipe on Sunday. Before I put in on the table it was half gone from everyone picking the crispy bits off. You must use the cut of pork they tell you to.


1 6 lb boneless pork shoulder roast(Boston butt)
3 garlic cloves minced
2 tsp pepper
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 TB chopped fresh rosemary
1 TB chopped fresh sage
1 TB fennel seeds roughly chopped
2 red onions, cut into wedges
1 TB vegetable oil
1 cup apple cider
1/2 cup apple jelly
2 TB cider vinegar

Adjust oven rack to lower middle position. Pre-heat oven to 300 degrees. Combine garlic,pepper,salt, herbs and fennel seeds in bowl. Rub pork with herb mixture. Transfer to roasting pan and cook for 3 hours. After 3 hours scatter onion wedges around tossing with pork drippings. If pork has not produced any juice toss onions with oil first. Continue roasting for another 3 1/2 to 4 hours. Check to see if pork has any juices during that time, if not add 2 cups water and stir browned bits in water. Allow pork to rest and make gravy from the drippings by adding enough water to measure 1 1/2 cups. Add drippings and onion to a saucepan and add cider, jelly and vinegar. Simmer till dark and thickened. Ideally you should have the pork the next day, but really who is going wait when it smells so good.

recipe courtesy of Cooks Country.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

The A, B, C's...

I received some very depressing news yesterday. I went to get a bra from Victoria's Secret.

Actually, before I tell the sad tale, I have to tell you that I have an obssession with my boobs. They hardly qualify as "breasts" anymore. I had a great chest when I was younger. It was the envy of many a woman. Then I had kids. One kid nursed so much she depleted all the filling out of my left breast. I became lopsided. But I still had a big enough chest. Even though I stood leaning to one side to compensate for my "hanger." Then, the youngest delivered the death blow. After she was done nursing in between bites, they shriveled ( they were scared they were going to be gnawed off). Yet I was still a C.

So I lost weight and went to B. I was very happy at B. My friend Amy was very happy about that, too: She was the recepient of all my great Victoria's Secret C bras.

Well yesterday I went to get a bra at Vickies, and guess what? The bra I tried on gapped . I gasped. Then I sucked it up and asked the lady to fit me. She pursed her lips and did her job then said those fatal words.

"You are an A cup, this is too big for you honey." I almost swooned. Then she had the nerve to say "All us small-breasted woman go for this bra."

"Speak for yourself sister, In my mind I will always be a C." I huffed before grabbing a push-up bra she handed me.

Monday, July 31, 2006

The Ugly Truth

I read this article today. This mother wrote on how bored she is being a mother. I laughed out loud because she is getting blasted by people for telling a basic truth. Anything done for a long time tends to bore us. Whether it be motherhood, marriage, your job. We wouldn't have articles on how to spice up our lives or magazines dedicated to "1000 different ways to entertain your child."

She does mention that she has a nanny. That probably was the bit that set mommies around the world off. That and the fact that she exposed a side of motherhood that none of us want to talk about. If we did, that would expose us as being "BAD" mothers.

Taking the kids to school everyday is not a fun thing to do. A typical car scenario with my children involves yelling, threats and ends with me cranking up the James Blunt while they fight in the back. I wouldn't consider that exciting.

Doing laundry does not excite me, cleaning their rooms is not a joy, and making sure that they wash their hands every time they exit the bathroom is something I would rather not do. So I deal with these boring mundane things and live for the moments when someone says I have polite kids or they stick up for one another. I have to admit those moments are pretty awesome.

Friday, July 28, 2006

The Digital Hunter Part Deux or the Resort Quest.

I left off where the big grey elephant bum came into view. After a moment of awestruck silence, a little red car drove up and all the clowns piled out and started screaming about the elephant. We drove off then, seeing as we had no desire to be charged at.

My aunt had made a reservation at a place called Monarch. She heard all the rooms were machans (treehouses). This thrilled the girls (and me) to bits, because in spite of elephant-proof fences, they still came in. We drove through the village of Masanagudi. It's one street and that's it, folks.

We drove down very curvy lanes 'til we found the resort. We had to wake the manager from his afternoon nap. That should have been the clue that all was not well. After being greeted by the three mastiffs that guarded the grounds, the youngest and I came close to being gored by a wayward cow. When the cows wander onto a resort's property, the dogs are trained to chase them off. We did not know this and were happily getting out of the Jeep only to be greeted by a steer running toward us. That was the fastest I moved in a while.

We then went to our machans. My aunt summed up the false advertising by jumping from the steps onto the ground which was a foot below. Some treehouse. "Okay, we can live with that," was the general consensus. I then went to the bathroom to freshen up. I saw the cutest frog doorstop in the bathroom...until it took a leap towards me. I ran out and checked the other machans. They all had similar welcoming gifts in the bathrooms. This is the jungle after all.

We were starving and ordered lunch. Lunch did not arrive for an hour. We grabbed the fries when they came. The kitchen thoughtfully put pepper on the fries. We thought it was pepper until we saw the size and squishiness of one of the peppercorns. That ain't no pepper. Now our nerves were beginning to be a little shot. Dusk was falling. My mother suggested we call the Jeep back. We agreed we could use a drive around. I went to my room to pull back the covers when lo and behold there was lizard poo on the pillowcases. Now I will forgive the runaway cow, the bumpy Jeep and even the protein in my fries, but I refuse to sleep on lizard crap.

We packed post-haste and called a place my aunt had been to before. ...

This is my kind of pasta.

Chocolate Hazelnut Ravioli

16 wonton wrappers
1 egg, beaten to blend
1 cup chocolate-hazelnut spread (recommended: Nutella)
Vegetable oil, for frying
16 fresh mint leaves
Nonstick vegetable oil spray
Granulated sugar, for dredging
Powdered sugar, for dusting
Line a baking sheet with plastic wrap. Place 1 wonton wrapper on the work surface. Brush the edges of the wrapper lightly with egg. Spoon 1 tablespoon of chocolate-hazelnut spread into the center of the wrapper. Fold the wrapper diagonally in half over the filling and press the edges of the wrapper to seal. Place the ravioli on the prepared baking sheet. Repeat with the remaining wonton wrappers, egg, and chocolate-hazelnut spread.

Preheat the oven to 200 degrees F. Add enough oil to a heavy large frying pan to reach a depth of 2 inches. Heat the oil over medium heat to 350 degrees F.

Working in batches, carefully add the ravioli to the hot oil and cook until they are golden brown, about 45 seconds per side. Using a slotted spoon, transfer the ravioli to a plate lined with paper towels to drain. Then, transfer the cooked ravioli to another baking sheet and keep them warm in the oven while frying the remaining ravioli. (The fried ravioli can be prepared 1 day ahead. Cool them completely, then cover and refrigerate. Before serving, place them on a baking sheet and rewarm in a preheated 375 degrees F oven just until they are heated through, about 7 minutes.)

Spray the top side of the mint leaves very lightly with nonstick spray. Working with 1 leaf at a time, dredge the coated side of the leaves in sugar to coat lightly.

Arrange 2 fried ravioli on each plate. Dust the ravioli with powdered sugar. Garnish with the sugared mint leaves and serve.



Recipe courtesy of Foodtv.com

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

What I feel like today

The Digital Hunter




Part of the India itinerary was going to the forest. I wanted the kids to see the jungle and maybe catch sight of wildlife. I remember, as a child, being taken to Bandipur National Park. I only have two memories of the many experiences. One, a family of wild boar trotting to the watering hole drinking alongside the resort's resident elephants.

The other memory was a little more harrowing. I was sitting in the front seat of my uncle's Jeep, eating a plum, when the car came to a screeching halt. In front of us was an elephant. It was the rogue that inhabited the area. I recall my uncle saying that there were only two scenarios. Either the elephant moves or the elephant moves the Jeep. All of us prayed for the former not the latter. We all came close to weeing in our pants when he mock charged the Jeep then decided we weren't a threat. Not until he was in the distance were we able to move on.

That said, I wanted the girls to glimpse an elephant. I had heard of elephant sightings being rare these days. This was due to the amount of traffic on the main road and it being baby season.

A group of us took the train from Bangalore to Mysore. After that, we had to SUV it to the foothills of the Western Ghat range where the jungle is. Contrary to popular belief India is not all heat and humidity. In fact, it is downright cold as you start climbing the hills. Guess who only brought shorts and t-shirts?

As we entered the park, my eldest screamed that she saw elephant hiney. We laughed and the driver backed up to humor her. Lo and behold we saw a big gray bum moving about, eating. It had one eye on us and another on tasty bamboo. My daughter gloated the whole way to the mountain resort we were staying at. Now she wants to be a tracker....To be continued

Friday, July 21, 2006

Please park outside.


Now listen, I don't make a habit of reading about sex but sometimes articles just fall into my lap. So read this and feel sorry for the man this happens to. Give a whole new meaning to "rising to the occasion".

Summer Fluff Reads and Music

I went on a reading drought in India. But I did manage to read on the planes. Some good most bad reads...

Holy Cow by Sara MacDonald: A fun read about the various religions in India. An Austrailian who has to adapt to living in New Delhi. Some details are exaggerated but she pretty much hits the nail on the head.

P.S. I Love You by Cecelia Ahern: A young widow receiving letters from her dead husband. Pretty good for a young author. I believe she is only 23.

Something Borrowed
and Something Blue by Emily Giffin: My friend Amy lent me the first one. It's cute and a good lazy afternoon read. A woman cheats with her best friend's fiancee in the first and the second is the sequel.

I'm currently listening to Michael Buble's "Home" and all of Keith Urban. What is with Nicole Kidman and short men?

Breathmint please!

It's true love if someone allows you to kiss them after this dish. It's well worth it though.

Catalan Chicken

2 large cloves garlic

Coarse salt or sea salt

3 to 4 Tbs. extra-virgin olive oil

12 chicken thighs, trimmed of fat, rinsed, and patted dry

2 large lemons, each cut into six 1/4-inch rounds

1 bunch fresh rosemary, snipped into twelve 2-inch pieces

1 bunch fresh thyme, snipped into twelve 2-inch pieces

12 sage leaves

Freshly ground black pepper

Making allioli

A pestle is perfect for pounding garlic, salt, and olive oil to a creamy paste. Photo: Sarah Jay.
Using a mortar and pestle, mash the garlic with a large pinch of salt to create a coarse paste (or use a small mixing bowl and the back of a spoon, or mince the garlic very finely on a cutting board). Add the oil very slowly in drops while pounding and grinding the paste, continuing until the allioli is thick, creamy, and emulsified. Put the chicken in a bowl. Rub the allioli all over, including under the skin. Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours or overnight.

Heat the oven to 425°F and set an oven rack in the middle of the oven. Arrange the lemon slices in one layer in a large shallow roasting pan or baking dish (9x13x2 inches is good). Top each slice with a piece of rosemary and thyme and a sage leaf. Set the chicken thighs, skin side up, on top; sprinkle them generously with salt and pepper. Bake until the skin is golden and the juices are clear, 45 min. to 1 hour.

Sometimes the lemons and chicken produce a lot of juices, in which case you can make a delicious pan sauce. Transfer the chicken (keeping the herbs and lemon slices underneath) to a plate and cover loosely with foil. Tilt the pan to pool the juices in one corner. Spoon off the fat that rises to the top. Set the pan over medium heat (if the pan isn't flameproof, pour the juices into a small skillet) and scrape up any stuck-on juices. Let the juices boil and reduce so they thicken to a saucy consistency. Drizzle the sauce around, not on, the chicken to maintain the crisp skin.


Recipe courtesy of Fine Cooking

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Thin is not in...

Plump is beautiful. I am going to riff on a line from an Indian movie. It goes something like this.

"In India, you can be fair and rich, or fair and poor. Acceptable is dark and rich, but on no account can you be dark and poor. That combination will not catch you a man."

The ideal Indian woman is fair, wealthy, plump and hairless (like one of those nasty bald dogs that look like Chihuahuas.). The only hair on their body should be their luxurious mane of hair.

Now I made the conscientious effort two years ago to lose weight. I did it because I felt uncomfortable in my skin. And I knew I didn't feel good being the weight I was. So a lot of people in India have not seen me since my weight loss.

A few comments:

"When did your health problems start?" this is said with the meaning of "Just tell us when you are going to die, so we can make it to the funeral."

"Are you eating in America?" meaning "Did your husband lose his job and can't afford to feed you?"

Then since I live in a sunny state I, obviously, am darker.

"Listen, you need to take this color off. It's not good for you." This from the spa lady giving me a facial. She then proceeded to insta-glow my face. She swore it wasn't bleach but I think it was. She didn't get a tip after she stuck some ultrasound wand on my face and proceeded to ignite my metal fillings. This caused me to jump off the table and swear horribly in Tamil.

"What happened to your color? You were so lovely with your skin tone. It's a good thing you did this after you married." an elderly aunt's comments.

"Your youngest is dark. It's a good thing she is a smart girl." another well-meaning relative.

Then came the hair thing.

"Are you sure you don't want to wax your insert body part? This is posed as a question as they approach you with hot wax, ready to strip every visible and invisible hair from your body. I succumbed to various parts but got my revenge by yelling "ow." This scared quite a few girls in the waiting room.

"You mean to tell me that women in the States have hair there?" the girls that were spaing me clinging onto to my lies as I gleefully told them that we only go hairless here come springtime. Kind of like waking up from hibernation.

Anyway, the girls at Annie's Nails in Bangalore now cling on to the hope that you can be a thin, hairy, dark Indian woman and still catch a man. And thanks to them I am thin, semi-hairy and only fairly dark. ...

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

King of the Road.


There are no traffic laws in India. You just aim in the right direction and pray. If you yield right of way, you'll be old by the time you get to where you want. Also, people will laugh at you. There are a few unspoken rules that everyone must obey when driving in India.

1. The bus, car, autorickshaw, and the king of all -- the scooter -- rule the road. Pedestrians do not have any right of way, and if you don't look carefully, you will be hit. Not enough to kill you, but just enough to knock you off your feet.

2. Stray dogs are the sentries of the roads. In India, they are called pariah nai or pi dogs. Each city has their own breed of pi. In Madras, they are lean looking curs with terrier faces and stick straight tails. In Bangalore, they look like Basenji's with curled up feathery tails. It is their right to chase your car till their territory ends. After that, their brethren take over till you aim said car in their direction and threaten to run them over. Be warned, this will not faze them because they know you won't.

3. It is the cow's holy right to plop itself in the road and have you horn at it for minutes to no avail. You then have to get out of the car, avoiding its deadly looking horns and curse at it. This does not accomplish anything except releasing pent-up frustration. Pi dogs will join in the hoopla, and little children will try to help shove it off the road. We are not talking about beautiful bovines. These are walking skin and bones with an itchy trigger foot. They are arrogant and know there isn't a damn thing you can do about moving them off. Just when you are about to collapse from a cow-induced aneurysm, they'll see a particular tasty garbage pile and move. This takes no less than 20 minutes. Meanwhile, you are now considered a pedestrian. You're fair game. And don't step in the steamy present the cow left you.

4. Red means go, green means go and there is no yellow. Don't look on either side just step on it. You are only centimeters (we're metric in India) from the scary big bus and the scooter whose driver is leering at you.

5. Beware of women in saris on pink scooters. They need to get where they are going, and if that means running into your bumper they will.

6. Above all, you must use your horn. It will save your life and that of someone else. It tells a person to jump out of the way. It tells oncoming traffic to come to a screeching halt. It tells a bus that it's scraping the side of your car.

7. If any of the above cannot be accomplished, hire a driver.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Home Again!


Recovered from jet lag and found the house still standing. I'm glad to be back, yet sad I left. Even though I was brought up here in America, the best memories of my kidhood were there. Other than to visit, the main reason I was there was my mother remarried. I was a little skeptical at first, but when I met him I didn't think she could have found a better person to start the second chapter of her life with. Even though the wedding was small, we still injected as much wedding drama and teasing into it as we could. After all every bride, at one point, has to wish she eloped.

Other than the wedding, I did my fair share of traveling up and down from Bangalore to Madras and back. My base of operations was my grandmother's house in Madras (you call it Chennai, I call it Madras). At one time or another, every member of my family has passed through its doors, eaten at the table and slept in one of the rooms. They say a house isn't a home till there has been a death, a wedding and a birth in it. My grandparents were newlyweds in the house married off each of their kids from it, and all the grandkids were born there. My grandfather passed away in it, and it provided comfort for everyone who came.

The house has stood empty for years. My grandmother moved on, to the more pleasant climes of Bangalore, to be near her kids. She makes the occasional visit to make sure things are in working order. I wasn't prepared to see the house age. I showed my kids everywhere. The terrace where all the cousins flew kites, the mango tree where we plucked unripe mangos only to have the kitchen cook chase us away admonishing us to leave them on the tree. My kids did not see it. They saw an old house that looked a little lonely.

But for two days in June, the house brightened and threw open it's doors to host another celebration. People filled it. Not as many as before, but the core group that lived their lives in it. All the seats at the dining table were filled and the bedrooms were used. There was laughter and spirited discussions taking place all over the house. My kids finally caught a brief glimpse of my childhood memories.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

I'm still here

Just a quick post to let everyone know that I am still in India. I need to write this before the power goes away. I have kept a written(I know so Stone Ages.) log of my trip and when I get home I will have to predate and post entries. Internet is so sporadic here that everytime I have tried to post nothing has uploaded. The kids and I are having a blast but we are missing Snark and pets. As much as I love being with family there is nothing like your own home.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Holy Cow! I'm here.

Just recovered from jet lag. I have to write a letter to Delta. Their international flights stink. The girls and I felt like cattle. The worst part was no free booze! I almost fell over when the stewardess said that. My children must have sensed my distress because they were amazingly well behaved the whole trip. We landed in Chennai at 12:45 am and immediately slept for the next two days. Chennai is off the coast of India. Think Florida at it's hottest and add 20 degrees. My posts are going to be short and sweet since I will be traveling. My next trip is to the forest in the foothills of Mysore. We are going to try and see some real wildlife. Elephants, bears, bison and if we are very lucky a tiger. Just say a little prayer that they don't decide that I look like good eats.

Monday, June 12, 2006

T-minus 5 hrs 30 min.

Till I voluntarily place myself on a plane with the my two kids. It is going to be 20 hrs and 5 min till we reach our destination of Chennai(madras), India. We stop in NYC for 5 hrs and detox, then stop in Paris for what Snark says is a potty break. He told the eldest to make sure and go the bathroom there so she can say she "peed in Paris." I will be updating this blog wherever I can find wi-fi. Wish me luck...

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Pyrite Retriever!


I am ashamed at times. I own a Golden Retriever that is a disgrace to the breed. Now, we're not talking about some golden haired mutt I plucked out of someone's backyard. We're talking lots of research and meeting with a few breeders before we settled on one we liked.

Her dad was the face of Pro Plan and her mother a show dog. Sophie is beautiful, a true gold and medium build. Her behavior is not that of the breed. People snicker when they realize what a weenie she is.

Contrary to popular belief Golden's are not hulking mounds of slobber. They are supposed to be between 55-65 lbs and light to medium gold not red or orange. We leave the darker shades to the Irish Setters of the world. Well, since I have now revealed that I am Golden snob, you will understand why she shames me.

1. She hates the water. This dog was bred to be a water dog. My dog quivers with fear when she sees any body of water larger than a water bowl. She cries and barks her fool head off. Unfortunately for me she thinks anyone who jumps in the pool needs to be yelled at and saved. So in an effort to stop them from going in she bites their bums just hard enough to annoy them.

2. She feels guilty with anything in her mouth. She hasn't learned the rule of "If you have illegal food or a stuffed animal, run away." She finds us and wags her hinder around then drops the item in front of us while looking sorrowfully at it.

3. She is 4 years old going on 6 months. My other Goldens were calm by this age. This one is Peter Pan. She refuses to mature. She treats everyone like a long lost relative and firmly inserts nose in their crotches for emphasis.

4. She is scared of everything. A bird flew out of a tree she was laying under, causing her to yelp and come running towards me for safety. Lizards scare her. She seeks them out then runs when they face her.

She's going to be drummed out of the Golden Retriever union if that happens again.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Things I am trying to do.......maybe

Find luggage for my India trip. I finally found some on Ebags. Won't come in till the 9th, I leave the 12th. Nothing like last minute packing to get your blood boiling.

Figure out how many pieces of clothing to bring for the girls and myself. This requires endless loads of laundry and actually cleaning out the closets. I just can't make myself do it.

When is my friend Megan's daughter arriving? This could be accomplished by picking up the phone and checking the due date and then sending gift before I leave. All this requires more organization than I can handle right now.

Very envious of pretty blogs. I am trying to get some free skins and will not rest till I figure this out. Did I mention I leave for India in 10 days? Yet, this is high priority.

I have not bought anything to occupy the girls on the flight. Why? when they have deemed me the entertainment who gets the honor of sitting between them. 33 hrs of avoiding fists and hearing the word "butthead". Did I mention on international flights they have free alcohol?

Trying to relax and achieve the Zen state by slogging through Elizabeth Peters "Amelia Peabody" series. Just can't seem to get into it. Switched to Dorothea Benton Frank and so far she's been a snooze but my friend Amy says it gets better.

Whoever said summer was relaxing!

Friday, June 02, 2006

Blackened Fish

We just got back from the Keys, where all we ate was blackened fish. Snark came home and got to work on a blackening seasoning and is proceeding to blacken every meat product in the house. The key is a very hot pan (preferably cast iron) Whatever you use don't use non-stick. It ain't a myth that non-stick at high temp is toxic. Just watch the "Mythbusters" episode of Good Eats. Brush the fish with butter/oil and put oil/butter in the pan to melt. Then sprinkle this generously on the fish and flip. Season the other side flip again and let cook for about 3 min depending on your fish fillet thickeness.

  • 2 teaspoons ground paprika
  • 4 teaspoons dried leaf thyme
  • 2 teaspoons onion powder
  • 2 teaspoons garlic powder
  • 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 2 teaspoons black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper, or to your taste
  • 1 teaspoon dried leaf oregano
  • 3/4 teaspoon ground cumin
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
Put in jar and shake well. This should make about 1/2 cup. Feel free to adjust the seasoning to your taste. Snark put in chili flakes for an extra kick.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

What aging does to old bones...

Snark brought this article to my attention. I live about 15 minutes from here. I also live next to two retirement communities. All the retirees shop at Publix. Gives new meaning to the phrase "meat market".

Friday, May 26, 2006

I have made these before!! Worth the effort.

DEEP-FRIED BABY ARTICHOKES STUFFED WITH PEPPER JACK CHEESE

Active time: 45 min Start to finish: 1 hr

For trimming and cooking artichokes
1 lemon, halved, plus 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
12 baby artichokes (1 to 1 1/2 lb)
1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 tablespoon salt

For stuffing and frying artichokes
About 1 1/2 qt vegetable oil

For deep-frying
3 oz pepper Jack cheese, grated (3/4 cup)
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
1 cup fine fresh bread crumbs
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Special equipment: a melon-ball cutter and a deep-fat thermometer

Trim and cook artichokes:
Squeeze juice from 1 lemon half into a large bowl of water, then drop same half into water.

Cut off artichoke stems and discard. Cut off top 1/2 inch of 1 artichoke with a serrated knife. Bend back outer leaves until they snap off close to base, then discard several more layers of leaves in same manner until you reach pale yellow leaves with pale green tips. Cut off green tips.

Trim dark green fibrous parts from base and sides of artichoke with a sharp paring knife, then rub cut surfaces with other lemon half. Drop artichoke into acidulated water.

Trim remaining artichokes in same manner.

Put 2 quarts water in a 4-quart pot and whisk in flour. Whisk in oil, salt, and remaining tablespoon lemon juice and bring to a simmer.

Add trimmed artichokes and simmer, partially covered, until just tender when pierced with a knife, 8 to 12 minutes. Drain in a colander, then invert onto paper towels to drain thoroughly. Pat dry.

When artichokes are cool enough to handle, pull out all pointed inner leaves and scoop out fuzzy choke with melon-ball cutter.

Stuff and fry artichokes:
Heat 2 inches oil in a 4-quart heavy pot over moderate heat until thermometer registers 350°F.

While oil is heating, stuff each artichoke with 2 packed teaspoons cheese, pressing leaves around cheese.

Put eggs and bread crumbs in separate shallow bowls and divide salt and pepper between them, stirring them in. Dip each artichoke in egg, turning to coat and letting excess drip off, then in crumbs, turning to coat. Transfer to a tray.

Fry artichokes in 2 batches (returning oil to 350°F between batches) until golden brown, about 2 minutes. Transfer artichokes as fried to paper towels to drain, then cut in half.

Cooks' notes:
• Unless they are purplish in color, it's not necessary to remove chokes from very small artichokes because they are edible at this stage. But removing them will create more room for cheese stuffing.
• Artichokes may be stuffed, but not coated, 1 day ahead and chilled, covered. Bring to room temperature before frying.

Makes 24 hors d'oeuvres.

Gourmet
March 2002

"It must be Summer" Fountains of Wayne

The song above has a line that says "It must be summer because the days are long...". For the mothers of school age kids, "Ain't that the truth". I now have to find endless ways of avoiding the boob tube for at least 18 hours of the day. You know ,they won't get up for school at 6am but they surely will be up at the crack of dawn all summer long.

Seriously, this is the first summer where the girls have realized what summer vacation is all about. They had to actually work at school this year. I am ready because I was attending school with them. I am so done with third grade math.

My eldest thinks she is having a love affair with the television this summer. NOT! I hesitate to tell her that in two weeks I am hauling them across the ocean to India. This will be a good break for all of us. We'll visit relatives and they'll experience another culture(where kids respect their elders).

The youngest has asked me if I am going to translate for her since she thinks that no other country speaks English except America. Makes me realize how insulated they are. Being the little capitalist she is, she was also wondering how far her allowance stretches there. I should have plenty to blog about this summer.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Italian Hot Fudge Sundae

Giada De Laurentis stinks! She is beautiful,witty and she is a fantastic cook. I love her recipes and this is one I recently tried out.

1 2/3 cups whipping cream
1/3 cup freshly brewed espresso
12 ounces semisweet chocolate chips
3 tablespoons powdered sugar
1 teaspoon almond extract
1 quart vanilla ice cream or gelato
1/2 cup slivered almonds, toasted and coarsely chopped
Bring 2/3 cup of cream and espresso to a simmer in a heavy medium saucepan. Remove from the heat. Add the chocolate and stir until the chocolate melts and the sauce is smooth.

Beat the remaining 1 cup of cream, adding powdered sugar 1 tablespoon at a time, and almond extract in a large bowl until soft peaks form. Scoop the ice cream into bowls. Top with the warm fudge sauce, whipped sweetened cream, and nuts.

Monday, May 15, 2006

I...AM...A...FABULOUS...SPECTATOR!















I AM A FABULOUS SWIMMER/BIKER/RUNNER! --words to chant as you compete in the Danskin Women's Sprint Triathalon...--Sally Edwards(Ironman Triathlete)


3:15 am Mother's Day--In a show of support I am up and ready to get my friend Amy. She is participating in her first triathalon. It was the Danskin mini-tri at Magic Kingdom. She gets to swim the Seven Seas lagoon, bike around the Kingdom, then run through the Magic Kingdom.

I am unofficial coach/photographer. Just looking at these women compete makes me tired. I get revenge at the ungodliness of the hour by slurping my coffee in front of Amy,since she can't have any till after the race, this kills her.

Now she is the type of athlete that I aspire to be. She is a fit woman. She is not those muscle bound mamas you see that are lean and scary looking. The best part is she doesn't throw it in your face that she could bench press you.

5 am-- Very dark out. It's a little strange getting off the ferry at the Magic Kingdom and hearing absolutely nothing. Amy goes to set up her transition area and I stake a chair out at the finish line. I whip out the camera and take pictures. I need blackmail photos of her in these triathalon shorts that I have dubbed "Diaper Pants." I told her that I needed to take a picture of the back because you can see the padding better. She refuses because she knows I'll post it to the blog.

6:45--She is off. I say a prayer that the alligator snapping turtle I saw lounging on the shoreline is not around. But this being the Mouse Kingdom, where all things are perfect, I'm sure he wouldn't bite.

6:50-8:45 I run around taking pictures. I stupidly thought I would be lounging in my chair reading. Instead, there is no time because these chicks finish too fast. Her husband and kids join the cheering section. Amy finishes really well and I think that she is hooked on this.

We head to the Polynesian for a character breakfast. Snark and the kids join us. The breakfast was good. Mickey, in his luau shirt, is surly. My youngest touched his hand and the mouse brushed her away. Me thinks Mickey might need a new job. As we left, a group of ladies told Mickey how much better this would be without kids and the damn mouse gave them a thumbs-up. Hello, where are you?? This isn't Vegas, baby!

I was too tired to make a snarky comment. I went home and pulled the covers back over my head and took a nap.